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My disposition will be everlastingly ruined if I write another line with this pen. Well the catastrophe arrived and we were prisoners for nearly a week. It was not quite cholera but close enough to it to scare us all to death. Scarlet smarty pants Eve and the apple were young and green, and the combination worked disaster. When the doctor arrived, he shipped Eve off to the inspection hospital, while we were locked up, guarded by five small policemen, and scarlet smarty pants allowed to open our mouths for fear we would swallow a germ. We were fumigated and par-boiled until we felt like steam puddings.